Our Revolutionary Technology
Rename Everything
Your customers are dumb, nobody knows what all these letters mean anyway.

flexbox is hard
Add a Dashboard
We create a shiny new dashboard that shows the same information as the AWS Console, but with your logo!

Security & Compliance
Sawk Tuah 👍

Charge More
As Bezos once said, "Your margin is my opportunity". You have a duty-nay an obligation-to charge as much as your customers will bear.

Ready to Unnecessarily Complicate Your Cloud Infrastructure?
Our licensing costs are just 8% of your revenue. You won't like our CEO when he's angry.